Total Medals Earned: 472 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,830 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/100 points)
Gangked 100 Pumpkins and Saw the ending!
Ghostface didn't die once
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Collect 100 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 500 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 999 Dollars worth of Coins (Counter Max!)
Break every single card block!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Pet the shopkeeper
Die.
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 4/9 (40/325 points)
Open up the game
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (180/180 points)
Beat his ass
Your ass got beat
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Medals Earned: 9/16 (55/165 points)
Make Stu Fall Down
Make Stu put toothbrush back
Taste Stu
Make Stu Turn Off The TV
Make Stu put the sausage back
Open the Briefcase
Finish Game and complete all tasks
Finish the Game
Medals Earned: 8/11 (135/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B!
B is life.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/225 points)
Medals Earned: 28/50 (190/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Albany
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Collect all items
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!